How to prepare a Megan O'Donnell

Required...Ummm...Stuff:
1. A tub of peanut-butter
2. A very exaggerated English accent.
3. Eleven teaspoons of extreme peppiness.
4. Lots of shell fish. (Specificly from Louisiana)
5. Very exaggerated body and hand motions.
6. And scissors...Very sharp scissors. (Sharp enough to easily cut flesh)

STEP ONE:
Dump the whole tub of peanut-butter into a bowl. Then put the eleven teaspoons of extreme peppiness into the same bowl. Then mix with a wooden spoon while jumping around and singing a silly song in an English accent.

*This song is very important. If you don't do it silly enough, or English enough, Megan will taste yucky!*

STEP TWO:
Poor the peppy-peanut-butter on the floor. Tell Megan to roll around in it. Tell her to have a great time.

*But remember, don't tell her that its peanut-butter.*

STEP THREE:
Once she tires herself out, and the peanut-butter starts to work its magic;
Lay her out flat on a large silver platter, with shell fish from Louisiana surrounding her.

STEP FOUR:
Enjoy the wonderful, peanut-buttery, happy, English accenty, Louisianian shell fishy, delicious, Megan.

*There was no purpose to the scissors but i put it there with the hopes of scaring a few people when they started to read it. Its okay, i would never cut you Megan.*